That's Not How Any Of This Works - Esurance

Essurance - That's Not How It Works ( 2014 ).

In The 2014 Television Commercial entitled: " That's Not How Any Of This Works " - created by: Jeff Candido [ that means: " The District Traveler And God's Pledge Of Peace Is That Son Who Always Speaks Openly " ] and Brian Shembeda [ that means: " The High And Noble One Is That Truly Prosperous Theologian " ]; of: Leo Burnett [ that means: " That Roaring Lion Has always Been The Hidden One " ]; for: Esurance Insurance Services [ which refers to: " Electronic Assurance That Provides: Security And Protection - For Others " ] - we have been provided Yet Another Interesting & Spiritual Message.

You see, dear brothers and sisters, ' You Wouldn't Trust Your Own Grandparents To Teach You About Our Own Modern And Time Saving Technologies, So Why Would You Trust A Bunch Of Dollar Dancing Preachers With Your Own Eventual Salvation '... after all, if they ( actually ) did know God, then They Wouldn't Be In Any Real, Or Substantial, Disagreement With His Book!

{ ***Note: " A Real Or Substantial Disagreement " - shall be defined, for the sake of this particular article, as ' Anytime That God Says One Thing Within His Own Book; And The Serpentine Reptile That Is Currently Now Teaching You Feels The Imperative And Overriding Need To Utilize A Twisting, Turning, Or Convoluted Logic To Somehow Honestly Rationalize Doing The Exact Polar Opposite '. }

Leo Burnett - " The Lion Is The Hidden One ".

But, of course, you probably still don't believe me. So, why not just watch The Following Television Commercial for: " Esurance " - because, in the much larger scheme of things, You Might Just Be Glad That You Did....

America In Prophecy " That's Not How Any Of This Works " ( 2015 ) by: Jeff Candido & Brian Shembeda. " The District Traveler And God's Pledge Of Peace Is That Son Who Always Speaks Openly... Because, The High And Noble One Is That Truly Prosperous Theologian! "

That's Not How Any Of This Works: Whether You Now Comprehend It Or Not, Is A Very Important Message For Today.... 

Let me, just ask: " Are You In Good Hands "?

You see, dear brothers and sisters, ' When Mayhem Is Now ( Quite Honestly ) Everywhere, You Really Need To Start Questioning Everything '... and indeed, if Those Babylonian Shepherds can't actually stand the heat, then They Shouldn't Have Jumped Into This Particular Fire!

After all, they aren't going to get any true sympathy from that proverbial: " Missionary Man "... since, Their Own: Avarice, Licentiousness, And Greed Has Now ( Quite Honestly ) Jeopardized The Eventual Salvation Of Many!

The Devil has always been found: " In Those Details "!

Now, Just Let That, Quite Truthfully, Sink In....

In fact, If it isn't Moog [ or: " The Faithful Messenger And Witness Whom You Know As The Angel ( Or, Harbinger ) Of Death " ]; then, let's just face it, It Probably Isn't Worth Buying At All!

But, hey folks, What Do I Know That The Rest Of You ( So Obviously ) Don't?

Jose Cuervo - " God Shall Exalt His Own Herald ". 

Well, I do know this much: " God Has Always Been The Provider Of All Our Dreams; Those Dreams Are The Source Of All Our Own Human Imagination; And We Shall Inevitably Create Whatever We Have Now Factually Envisioned "....

Perhaps, you should ( now ) just read Joel Chapter 2?

Capt. Obvious knows ( exactly ) Whatever He's Talking About!

But, then again, according to At Least One Of Those Interesting Incorporated Advertisers: " Hindsight Is Easy... It Has Always Been Thinking Ahead That Was Actually Hard "!

Hey folks, I'm Just Saying....


Ahava and Shalom.

May Yahweh's Own: Love and Peace - be, continuously, upon you!