That's Not How Any Of This Works - Esurance

Essurance - That's Not How It Works ( 2014 ).

In The 2014 Television Commercial entitled: " That's Not How Any Of This Works " - created by: Jeff Candido [ that means: " The District Traveler And God's Pledge Of Peace Is That Son Who Always Speaks Openly " ] and Brian Shembeda [ that means: " The High And Noble One Is That Truly Prosperous Theologian " ]; of: Leo Burnett [ that means: " That Roaring Lion Has always Been The Hidden One " ]; for: Esurance Insurance Services [ which refers to: " Electronic Assurance That Provides: Security And Protection - For Others " ] - we have been provided Yet Another Interesting & Spiritual Message.

You see, dear brothers and sisters, ' You Wouldn't Trust Your Own Grandparents To Teach You About Our Own Modern And Time Saving Technologies, So Why Would You Trust A Bunch Of Dollar Dancing Preachers With Your Own Eventual Salvation '... after all, if they ( actually ) did know God, then They Wouldn't Be In Any Real, Or Substantial, Disagreement With His Book!

{ ***Note: " A Real Or Substantial Disagreement " - shall be defined, for the sake of this particular article, as ' Anytime That God Says One Thing Within His Own Book; And The Serpentine Reptile That Is Currently Now Teaching You Feels The Imperative And Overriding Need To Utilize A Twisting, Turning, Or Convoluted Logic To Somehow Honestly Rationalize Doing The Exact Polar Opposite '. }

Leo Burnett - " The Lion Is The Hidden One ".

But, of course, you probably still don't believe me. So, why not just watch The Following Television Commercial for: " Esurance " - because, in the much larger scheme of things, You Might Just Be Glad That You Did....

America In Prophecy " That's Not How Any Of This Works " ( 2015 ) by: Jeff Candido & Brian Shembeda. " The District Traveler And God's Pledge Of Peace Is That Son Who Always Speaks Openly... Because, The High And Noble One Is That Truly Prosperous Theologian! "