Alanis Morisette - Ironic ( 1996 ). |
You see, dear brothers and sisters, ' There Is An Important Story That Is Now Unfolding Very Clearly All Around You '... and, each of these performers is contributing their part in now opening your own eyes to it!
Warner Bros. - " The Ones Who Warn You ". |
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Ironic: Is Defined As: " Something That Happens In The Opposite Way From That Which It Is Fully Expected To Occur; And Yet It Somehow Still Makes A Perfect Sort Of Sense In Its Own Unique Way "....
An old man turned ninety-eight;
He won the lottery;
And died, the very next day.
It's a black fly -
in your chardonnay.
It's a death row pardon -
Two minutes, too late.
And, isn't it ironic... don't you, think?
It's Like Rain;
On Your Wedding Day!
It's A Free Ride;
When You've Already Paid!
It's The Good Advice;
That You Just Didn't Take!
Who Would've Thought...
It Figures?
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly;
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye;
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight;
And, as the plane crashed down, he thought:
" Well, Isn't This Nice? "
And, isn't it ironic... don't you, think?
It's Like Rain;
On Your Wedding Day!
It's A Free Ride;
When You've Already Paid!
It's The Good Advice;
That You Just Didn't Take!
Who Would've Thought...
It Figures?
Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you...
When you think everything's okay;
And, everything's going right!
And, life has a funny way of Helping You Out...
When you think everything's gone wrong;
And, everything blows up in your face!
A traffic jam;
When you're already late.
A no-smoking sign;
On your cigarette break.
It's like ten thousand spoons;
When all you need is a knife.
It's meeting the man of my dreams;
And then, meeting his beautiful wife.
And, isn't it ironic... don't you, think?
A little too ironic...
And, yeah, I really do think!
It's Like Rain;
On Your Wedding Day!
It's A Free Ride;
When You've Already Paid!
It's The Good Advice;
That You Just Didn't Take!
Who Would've Thought...
It Figures?
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you...
Life has a funny, funny, way of Helping You Out!
Helping You Out!!!
You see: " There Ain't No Rest For The Wicked ". |
Especially, when considering all of those passages that are currently being ignored from within The Total Overall Volume Of That Book!
You know: " Who Would've Thought... It Figures? "....
Ahava and Shalom.
May Yahweh's Own: Love and Peace - be upon you!
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