In: " Tucker And Dale Verses Evil " - we find out that, True Ignorance is the greatest evil of them all!

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In The 2010 Comedy Horror: " Tucker & Dale vs Evil " - written by: Eli Craig [ that means: " The Servant And Messenger Of God Who Stands At The Edge Of The Cliff " ] and Morgan Jurgenson [ which means: " The Dweller In The Ocean Is The Son Who Works Upon Earth " ] - we have been provided A Prophetical Allegory.

You see, dear brothers and sisters, Tucker McGee is: " Your Provider Of Garments And The Son Born Of Fire ".... while, Dale Dobson means: " My Bright And Famous Son Who Dwells In Your Meadow ". And, in fact, it's actually a shame that ' Those College Kids Never Once Studied The Right Subjects '!

Eden Rock - " Adam Has Always Been The Stone ".

But, of course, you probably don't believe me. So, why not just watch The Following Movie Trailer for: " Tucker & Dale vs Evil " - because, in the much grander scheme of things, You Might Just Be Glad That You Did....

America In Prophecy Tucker & Dale vs Evil [ 2010 ] - by: Eli Craig.

Tucker & Dale: Is A Prophetical Allegory

Dale is ( actually ): " The True Reaper "!

You see, dear brothers and sisters, ' Tucker & Dale Have Never Killed Anyone; But Rather, Those College Student's Own Ignorance Did That '... in fact, all they had to do was to honestly defend themselves long enough to survive! And, after going through all that, The Entire World Is Actually Their Playground.

After all, it's just like this trailer has already so critically warned you: " Evil Is In The Eye Of The Beholder "....


The Characters In Tucker & Dale [ include ]:

Dale Dobson [ " My Bright An Famous Son Who Dwells In Your Meadow " ]
Tucker McGee [ " Your Provider Of Garments And My Son Born Of Fire " ]
Allison [ " The Noble And Exalted One " ]
Chad [ " The Warrior In Battle " ]
Chloe [ " The Fruitful Bearing Branch " ]
The Sheriff [ " The One Who Enforces The Law " ]
Jason [ " The Healer Provided By God ( Or, Yahweh's Own Son ) " ]
Naomi [ " The Pleasing One " ]
Chuck [ " The Free Man " ]
Todd [ " The Fox ( Or The: Cunning, Clever, And Crafty One ) " ]
Mitch [ " Who Is Like God? " ]
Mike [ " Who Is Like God? " ]
Cheryl [ " My Own Darling ( Or, Beloved ) One " ]
Chad's Dad [ " The Father Of The Warrior In Battle " ]

The Cast Of Tucker & Dale [ includes ]:

Tyler Labine [ " The Setter Of The Tiles And The Stone In The Valley " ]
Alan Tudyk [ " The Stone Is The Dweller At The Floodgates Upon Earth " ]
Katrina Bowden [ " The Blessed, Pure, And Holy One Is The One Who Brings News " ]
Jesse Moss [ " The True Gift From God Is The Son Born Of God " ]
Chelan Simmons [ " The Son Who Hearkens To Instruction In My Extremely Deep Waters  " ]
Phillip Granger [ " A Lover Of Horses And My Professional Farmer " ]
Brandon Jay McLaren [ " The Prince Is: The One Who Shall Supplant And The Son Wrapped In Laurel " ]
Christie Laing [ " The Burden Bearer Of Christ And The Fully Erect One " ]
Travis Nelson [ " The Collector Of My Tithe And The Son Of The One Nailed " ]
Alex Arsenault [ " The Defender Of Man And The Keeper Of My Arsenal " ]
Adam Beauchesne [ " The Original Man And The Greatest Of All Oak Trees " ]
Joseph Allan Sutherland [ " The One Who Shall Enlargen My Kingdom And The Stone Who Dwells In The South " ]
Karen Reigh [ " The Pure One Is My Own Wizened Protector " ]
Tye Evans [ " The One Of The Exceptionally Large Pasture Has Provided The Son That Was Promised By God " ]

You see, V is: " The Setter Of The Tiles "!

And, Based Upon That Combined Information we can: Readily Extrapolate and/or Spiritually Decipher - The Following Accurate Spiritual Message:

" My Bright And Famous Son, who dwells in your meadow, is: The Setter Of The Tiles and The Stone In The Valley - or, your provider of garments and my son born of fire - since, ' The Stone Is The Dweller At The Floodgates Upon Earth '.

You see, The Noble And Exalted One is: The Blessed, Pure and Holy One - who provides you My News. After all, ' He Is The Warrior In Battle '... because, The True Gift From God has always been The Son Born Of God.

Ahava and Shalom.

May Yahweh's Own: Love and Peace - be, continually, upon you!