|Better Off Ted ( 2009 ).|
You see, dear brothers and sisters, ' There Are Things Going On All Around Us That Most People Never Take The Time To Seriously Consider '... and, as always, Those Rapid Historical Changes Will Usually Catch Them Completely By Surprise!
|ABC - " Now Educating The World ".|
Better Off Ted: Is A Show That Was Very Clearly Designed To Now Wake Us All Up....
|It's time for: " Michael To Finally Stand Up "!|
After all, Theodore Maragaret Crisp [ which means: " The Gift Provided By God Is: His Own Little Ewe Lamb And The Pearl Of Great Of Great Price - That Is ( Both ) Decidedly Firm And Pleasingly Fresh " ] is The Rising New Star At Veridian.
And, just in case you have doubts about My Own Simple Explanation Of His Name, then just watch Ted ( quite truthfully ) explaining it all to Veronica....
So, What Can We Learn By Examining This Hilarious Spiritual Allegory?
Well, why don't we just examine it all very closely; and we'll see....
The Characters In Better Off Ted [ include ]:
Theodore Margaret Crisp [ " The Gift Provided By God Is: His Own Little Ewe Lamb And The Pearl Of Great Price - That Is ( Both ) Decidedly Firm And Pleasingly Fresh " ]
Veronica Palmer [ " The True Image Of My Pilgrim That Is Travelling To The Holy Land " ]
Linda Katherine Zwordling [ " The Man From The Sacred Tree Is The Pure Or Consecrated One; And The Son With His Own Final Authority " ]
Dr. Phillip MyMan [ " The Educated One Who Loves All Of Those Horses Is That One Man Who Belongs Entirely To Me " ]
Dr. Lem Hewitt [ " The Educated One Has Always Been Devoted To God Because He Is The Smart One " ]
Rose Crisp [ " The Most Beautiful Of All Flowers Is That One Who Is: Decidedly Firm And Pleasingly Fresh " ]
The Cast Of Better Off Ted [ includes ]:
James Harrington [ " The Crowned One Is The Powerful Ram: Who Dwells Among Those Goats And Makes His Own Home A Settlement Of Stone " ]
Portia de Rossi [ " The Gatekeeper Standing At My Own Open Doorway Has Always Been The Red One " ]
Andrea Anders [ " The Protector Of Man Is ( Also ) The Guardian Of My Own City " ]
Jonathan Slavin [ " God Has Graciously Provided His Own Son From The Mountain " ]
Malcolm Barrett [ " The One Who Is Devoted To Yahweh Is The One Like A Bear " ]
Isabella Acres [ " The One Pledged To God Is The Son Who Toils Upon His Own Plot Of Land " ]
|" It's All Right Here In My Book.... "|
" The Gift that has been provided by God is: His Own Little Ewe Lamb and The Pearl Of Great Price - that has always been ( both ) decidedly firm and pleasantly fresh; since, ' The Crowned One Is The Powerful Ram, Who Dwells Among The Goats, While Building His Own Secure Home Upon A Foundation Of Stone '!
In fact, The True Image Of My Pilgrim That Is Travelling Unto The Holy Land has always been The Gatekeeper Standing At My Own Open Doorway; or, the red headed and ruddy complected one.
You see, dear children, ' The Man From That Sacred Tree Has Always Been My Own Pure And Consecrated One; And The Son With His Own Final Authority '... since, The Protector Of Man is ( also ) The Guardian Of My Own City.
And, consequently, The Educated One - who loves all of those horses [ and, indeed, The People Of Aria who ride them ] - is That Man Who Belongs Entirely To Me... because, yet again, ' God Has Provided His Own Son From The Mountain '.
And though, you might not comprehend it, The Educated One has always been devoted to God; because He Is The Smart One; and ( contrary to your own popular opinion ) ' The One Who Is Devoted To Yahweh Is Always The One Like A Bear '!
As far as I'm concerned, The Most Beautiful Of All Flowers is that one who is: Decidedly Firm and Pleasingly Fresh... since, ' The One Pledged To God Has Always Been The Son Who Faithfully Toils Upon His Own Plot Of Land '. "
Ahava and Shalom.
May Yahweh's Own: Love And Peace - be upon you!