What is an Attorney... and why, in these modern times, are Lawyers so greatly in demand?

The Devil's Advocate ( 1997 ).

One thing that the world is ( quite honestly ) in more need of are Some Common Sense Answers To All Of Those Extremely Important Spiritual Questions... such as: " What Is An Attorney? And Why, In These Modern Times, Are Lawyers So Greatly In Demand? ".

You see, dear brothers and sisters, ' These Rhetorical Champions Of Our Own Modern Democracies Aren't Known As The Devil's Own Advocates Without A Very Good Reason '... and, once you open your own eyes to The Actual Truth Of The Matter, some of those answers may honestly astound you!

John Milton offers Kevin some very sage advice.

But, of course, you probably still don't believe me. So, why not just watch The Following Movie Trailer for: " The Devil's Advocate " - because, just like Han Solo [ or, The Solitary Governing Hand ] has already very clearly warned you, in Star Wars: " All Of The Stories Are True... The Darkside [ or, Those Who Oppose The Creator Of Our Own Universe ] , The Jedi [ or, Those Who Are Known And Beloved By God ]... They're All Very Much Real! "....

America In Prophecy The Devil's Advocate  ( 1997 ) - by: Warner Brothers Pictures.

What, Exactly, Is An Attorney At Law?

Tom Paxton - says it all exactly right!

Well, the word: " Lawyer " - which is derived from the word law - is ( actually ) defined as: " A Person Who: Actively Studies And Practices The Law - For The Purpose Of Achieving Some Sort Of Substantial Benefit In The Overall Game Known As Life "... and, in a very real point of fact, ' Those Lawyers Do Indeed Benefit Disproportionately From Among All The Rest Of Us '. 

But, now, let's just start digging a little bit deeper. After all, they're also equally known as: Attorneys, Legal Advocates, Barristers, Defenders, Solicitors, Sophists, and Jurists.

I'm Changing My Name To Chrysler....

Believe it or not, folks, the word: " Attorney " - stems from the English root word of Attorn - and, it ( literally ) refers to: " One Who Engages In Mortal Combat For Another Over The Very Real Issue Of Property ".

In fact, whether you realize it or not, ' All Of Those Powerful Champions Were Created Just So That Others Could Lawfully Relieve You Of Your Own Personal Property '... and indeed, thanks to a great deal of highly skilled practice, They're Now Getting Exceptionally Good At It!

Then, of course, there is the often repeated title of: " Legal Advocate " - which refers to: " Someone Who Publicly Supports Or Recommends One Particular Cause ( Or, It's Own Personal Courses Of Action ) While Still Functioning Under The Law That So Truthfully Governs Over It ".

And, hell folks, you might as well admit it: ' Even The Devil Himself Meets The Exact Dictionary Requirement Of That One '!

Whatever Happened To Keeping Your Own Word; And A Very Simple Handshake....

The Devil is always found in The Details!

Among honest people, there has never been any need to negotiate utilizing excessive amounts of subterfuge.

In fact, any deal that knowingly employs such ( dishonest ) tactics as: Writing Out The Terms In Excessively Fine Print, Employing The Current Usage Of Out Of Date Language, and Somehow Mandating Any Part Of It In Latin - is an actual testament into precisely who that you, yourself, are doing business with.

I'm just saying... perhaps, It's Now Time For A Change!

Ahava and Shalom.

May Yahweh's Own: Love and Peace - be upon you!